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When Mom Deserves a Laugh (and a Hug) This isn’t your average mushy card. For the mom who’s survived burnt cookies and still answers your 2AM “how to boil water?” calls, here’s the Emergency Mom Card – a laugh-out-loud tribute she’ll actually keep.

Front Cover: ✔️ Paying taxes ✔️ Owning a home ✔️ Pretending I don’t need mom advice ✖️ “Except on May 12th” + words revealing: “Happy Mother’s Day, my human cheat code!”

Inside Drama: 🔸 Code Red: Burnt cookies → “Your oven needed exorcism (and I need takeout)” 🔸 Code Blue: Lost keys → “Check under my sanity first… then the couch” 🔸 Code Gold: “Just needed to hear ‘I’m proud of you’ again”

You can write the a personal message (we’ll print it inside at no extra cost). If no message to provide, we’ll leave the inside remain blank

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard

• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm), Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm), and Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g), Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g), and Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)

• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope

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